Silly+Advice



By Casey and Ryan
 * Silly Advice **

   __ This issue's animal: Squirrels __

Dear Dr. Acorn, I am afraid, it is hunting season. I can’t even climb a tree. If hunters come, I will be a goner. Please help! Signed, Squirrelly

Dear Squirrelly, Don’t worry about silly hunters, try to stay low, hide under leaves, and don’t make any noise at all. Plus your family will protect you. One day you will be able to climb your first tree. Start with short trees, and work your way up! Sincerely, Dr. Acorn

  __ This issue's animal: Hippo __ Dear Dr. Chubs, My name is Herman and I am a hippo like you. I believe that I am overweight. I don’t want people at the zoo to think that I can’t take care of myself. I realize that you specialize in weight loss. I would be delighted if you could subscribe me to a weight loss program. To be quite truthful with you, I do not know which program would be right for me. Signed, Herman Hippo

Dear Herman, Insecurity is a very big problem with many hippos; weight can make hippos of all sorts feel very uncomfortable about their figure. I believe that the best weight loss program would be Dr. Hues Absolute Diet. You can also solve this problem by swimming on a day to day basis and having a strict diet of vegetables and fruits. Good luck to you and your body. Sincerely, Dr. Chubs